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Apparently the arrogant worm wants me to go to hell, as he said here and here. He he he.

The funny part is how this social imbecile keeps pissing and moaning that I always attack him without provocation. (For reference, this is the same asshole I defended when his stupid comments were - IMO - misinterpreted by the mods and would have gotten him kicked over at UF.)

It's proof that God doesn't exist, anyway. Or that if He did, He'd be long dead by now. Being the Creator of something that unbearably stupid and not smiting it would kill any Being. ;-)

Inevitably, the chickenshit will delete his posts, so I'll mention now that in the first one I was in Circle IIX (Immersed in Excrement) along with Militant Vegans, but the second post saw me get a promotion to Circle IX (Frozen in Ice) along with Objectivists, Religious Right, and Tax Reformers.

Objectivists? That is the most evil thing he can think of (besides me, of course)? Oh my fucking god, that's so pathetic. I see he at least placed himself in the first circle on each try.

Oh, what the hell. Let's see everything he said just for posterity's sake:

First TrySecond Try
General asshats
Circle I Limbo
Democrats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Republicans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Bill Clinton
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Gray Davis
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
PETA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands
Naruki, Militant Vegans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell
General asshats, Anarchists, Libertarians
Circle I Limbo
Militant Vegans, Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
FemiNazis, Eco-Nazis
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Republicans, Oligarchists
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Greens
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Communists, Democrats
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Geeks, Creationists, Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands
Socialists, PETA Members, Social Democrats
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Objectivists, Religious Right, Naruki, Tax Reformers
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell


With any luck, he'll try to claim "intellectual property" theft again. That'd just make it too funny.

You can help, you know.

Date: 2004-11-16 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Keep accusing me of things you are guilty of. And be extra outraged by it. He he he.

That puts me in a quandry

Date: 2004-11-17 06:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slamlander.livejournal.com
since the charges are baseless.

BTW, I hope that you are having another great morning.
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Do you just enjoy stating the obvious?

And now you wish me well so soon after wishing me dead?

Do tell me which is the sarcastic post, because I cannot figure it out. Unlike you, I don't accept contradictory thoughts so easily.

Know what I wish on you? A lick of sense. I suppose that's sort of like wishing you dead, since your stupid self will no longer exist. But I don't feel guilty for wishing it.

For posterity's sake, Slamlander blurted:

Date: 2004-11-17 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
That puts me in a quandry
since the charges are baseless.

BTW, I hope that you are having another great morning.
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
No, wait, yes it is.

When I said that Irony would be the death of me, your exact words were "Oh Lord I hope so!"

How do you figure out waking up in the morning, let alone getting out of bed?

For posterity's sake, Slamlander blurted:

Date: 2004-11-17 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
BTW, I wished you in hell,
death was optional.

+1 clueless wonder

Date: 2004-11-17 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Tell me something I don't know. Preferably that you've finally admitted to yourself that you've been wrong, and can begin the long and painful process of admitting it to everyone else, to whom the news is fairly old.

I can dream, can't I?

For posterity's sake, Slamlander blurted:

Date: 2004-11-17 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Oh that, sorry
I was being flippant

Don't kid yourself, junior.

Date: 2004-11-17 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
It wouldn't be for me. Oh, no.

If you made a breakthrough like that, it would benefit everyone who ever has to deal with you.

Including, most of all, yourself.

But go ahead and cut off your neck to spite your torso. It's what I expect of you, anyway. And we know you hate to disappoint me.

Lord, save me from those that would do me good!

Date: 2004-11-18 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slamlander.livejournal.com
I might observe that you appear to not have a smidgen less granite between the ears than I do. The difference is that I admit to mine and the Dutch are well known for it. It's almost a racial trait.

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
I don't take it as credible evidence of that thing's lack of existence.

Your silly racism aside, you are you. You are not the Dutch people.

Your pathetic failures are a result of the mess you've made out of your own life. Don't blame genetics or ethnicality for your miserable faults.

I don't really care about you, because you are a worthless piece of crap most of the time. But I do care about myself, and I care about the people who are innocent victims of your wretchedness. Like SG.

So don't think I'm trying to do you any favors. In fact, I wouldn't be doing anything more than making the statements that I'm making. Any change you make would have to be done by you, so you would get all the credit.

Think the Lord will save you from yourself? I don't. He only helps those who help themselves, and you so far are totally resistant to that idea. How's that working out for you?

For posterity's sake, Slamlander blurted:

Date: 2004-11-18 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Lord, save me from those that would do me good!

I might observe that you appear to not have a smidgen less granite between the ears than I do. The difference is that I
admit to mine and the Dutch are well known for it. It's almost a racial trait.
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From: [personal profile] ajollypyruvate
"Actually, I was in the process of answering N. and SG asked me why I was doing so. I looked at her, in stunned amazement, and realised that there was no good answer to that. It's like, after years of co-dependency, repeating the same patterns over again"

+1 Insightful

Date: 2004-11-18 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
He feels co-dependent on me. How very sad. :-)

Re: +1 Insightful

Date: 2004-11-18 09:08 am (UTC)
ajollypyruvate: (Mischief)
From: [personal profile] ajollypyruvate
I think you should exploit this relationship for personal evil. How often is it that one is granted so much power over another, and by their own choosing, at that?

Tempting...

Date: 2004-11-18 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
But I'll pass. I would much rather he improved than volunteered to be my whipping boy. I'm just not sadistic.

BTW, did you see where he said he'd "fought the Just War"? That was fucking hilarious. The old boy does have a wicked sense of humor at times.

For posterity's sake, Slamlander blurted:

Date: 2004-11-17 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Oh Lord I hope so!
Will it be soon?

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