Slammie Poo really loves me!

[naruki_oni]

Apparently the arrogant worm wants me to go to hell, as he said here and here. He he he.

The funny part is how this social imbecile keeps pissing and moaning that I always attack him without provocation. (For reference, this is the same asshole I defended when his stupid comments were - IMO - misinterpreted by the mods and would have gotten him kicked over at UF.)

It's proof that God doesn't exist, anyway. Or that if He did, He'd be long dead by now. Being the Creator of something that unbearably stupid and not smiting it would kill any Being. ;-)

Inevitably, the chickenshit will delete his posts, so I'll mention now that in the first one I was in Circle IIX (Immersed in Excrement) along with Militant Vegans, but the second post saw me get a promotion to Circle IX (Frozen in Ice) along with Objectivists, Religious Right, and Tax Reformers.

Objectivists? That is the most evil thing he can think of (besides me, of course)? Oh my fucking god, that's so pathetic. I see he at least placed himself in the first circle on each try.

Oh, what the hell. Let's see everything he said just for posterity's sake:

First Try Second Try General asshats Circle I Limbo Democrats Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Republicans Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Bill Clinton Circle IV Rolling Weights Rednecks Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Gray Davis Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas PETA Members Circle VII Burning Sands Naruki, Militant Vegans Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Osama bin Laden Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell General asshats, Anarchists, Libertarians Circle I Limbo Militant Vegans, Scientologists Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind FemiNazis, Eco-Nazis Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Republicans, Oligarchists Circle IV Rolling Weights Greens Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Communists, Democrats Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas Geeks, Creationists, Rednecks Circle VII Burning Sands Socialists, PETA Members, Social Democrats Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Objectivists, Religious Right, Naruki, Tax Reformers Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell

With any luck, he'll try to claim "intellectual property" theft again. That'd just make it too funny.

Comments

When a blind man tells me he can't see something...

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

I don't take it as credible evidence of that thing's lack of existence.

Your silly racism aside, you are you. You are not the Dutch people.

Your pathetic failures are a result of the mess you've made out of your own life. Don't blame genetics or ethnicality for your miserable faults.

I don't really care about you, because you are a worthless piece of crap most of the time. But I do care about myself, and I care about the people who are innocent victims of your wretchedness. Like SG.

So don't think I'm trying to do you any favors. In fact, I wouldn't be doing anything more than making the statements that I'm making. Any change you make would have to be done by you, so you would get all the credit.

Think the Lord will save you from yourself? I don't. He only helps those who help themselves, and you so far are totally resistant to that idea. How's that working out for you?

For posterity's sake, Slamlander blurted:

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Lord, save me from those that would do me good!

I might observe that you appear to not have a smidgen less granite between the ears than I do. The difference is that I
admit to mine and the Dutch are well known for it. It's almost a racial trait.