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Considering how nasty some people get (myself included, when provoked), I figured it'd be nice to remember some of the posts that were made before they got deleted by self-righteous hypocrites. It's hard to predict which ones will get the axe, but I can make a guess in some cases. Like the one I made here:


That goes well with your lame-ass "NRK" rule, dipweed.
naruki_oni
2004-10-28 05:43 (link)
You guys make up a rule based on behavior you falsely attribute to me, and it self-righteously ignores the fact that had you idiots not attacked me I would never have posted here in the first place. Way to go!

Self-righteous hypocrites are the worst kind of hypocrites. ;-)


That post is in response to their oh-so-subtle rule "- NRK rule: Do not try to make conflicts worse than they already are. It is not funny." listed on the community's User Info page.

I imagine their reasoning went something like this:
TacoBrain: Naruki is a bastard for pointing out that I'm an idiot so convincingly!
Slammedlander: Yeah, he is! He's a boy! He's obviously male! I'm not obsessed with pointing out what I think Naruki's sex is!
OzanBaka: English hate me. Me hate Naruki. Hate me. Eat kitten.
iptv_stalker: We should delete all her posts responding to our unwarranted attacks!
Dragoonlady: Order! If I delete all the letters in your post except for two esses and an ay and then rearrange them, you said the word "ass", and now I have to moderate you!
Salegamine: Why does he keep attacking my innocent love who only attacked him first?
blab_rattus: We need to name a self-righteously hypocritical rule after Naruki that will be encoded so cleverly that nobody will ever figure out it's named after NaRuKi. I propose "NRK"!

I could be wrong, though. :-)

There you go with the euphemisms again.

Date: 2004-10-28 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Translating from Slamlandese to English:
"decency" == "lack of character"
"cleaning up after ourselves" == "hiding the embarassing proof of our being hypocritical assholes"
"crap" == "posts that we disagree with because they show how bad we look"
"stables" == "community of rejects"
"crappers" == "the person we keep attacking first and then get surprised by when they fight back instead of licking our boots and asking for forgiveness for not bowing down to our assholishness"

You are one of the most self-deluded hypocrites I've ever met, Slammie. Go ahead, tell us why you got your name again. That story is always so heartwarming.
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Because Because Because Because Because ...

Date: 2004-10-28 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com
Cause there's only one Tigger and that job was already taken?

And speaking of ancient history

Date: 2004-10-28 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com
They found hobbits! What has that to do with this? BEats me... about as much as Tigger's banishment has to do with Naruki's evolution and eventual banishment.

Tigger was banished?

Date: 2004-10-28 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
I wouldn't know about that - I don't recall seeing anyone on UF with that nick.

Re: Tigger was banished?

Date: 2004-10-28 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com
I was incorrect and misremembered, no excuse!

I somehow tied Tigger to the first Naruki Ban and went from there. sorry bout that

Understandable.

Date: 2004-10-28 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
I've seen several others misremember that thing, too. I was never Tigger on UF. I've always been Naruki.

You suddenly cannot read?

Date: 2004-10-28 08:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
You know that I said I was Tigger a long time ago and that I stopped. I also said why I stopped. That post is still there and still painfully easy to find again. You know where to look.

Go ahead and misread that again.

And tell us why you call yourself Slamlander again. It was hilarious the first time, and just gets better with age.

I just had to do the literal translation :-)

Date: 2004-10-28 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com
SLAMLANDER:
But then, we have the decency of cleaning up after ourselves.
BTW until recently, I never even noticed the NRK rule, I was going to ask. Thank you for explaining it.

It's so nice when one can sweep the crap out of the stables, along with the crappers.

NARUKI TRANSLATION:
But then, we have the lack of character of hiding the embarassing proof of our being hypocritical assholes.
BTW until recently, I never even noticed the NRK rule, I was going to ask. Thank you for explaining it.

It's so nice when one can sweep the posts that we disagree with because they show how bad we look out of the community of rejects, along with the person we keep attacking first and then get surprised by when they fight back instead of licking our boots and asking for forgiveness for not bowing down to our assholishness.

PAUL:
Go ahead, tell us how you really feel :-)

Post Made by Slamlander "Undeleted"

Date: 2004-10-29 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Originally posted here.
plblark's response is here.
My response is here.
Subject: There's that lovable Naruki style again
Message: Right after you tell us why you are no longer Tigger.

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