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Considering how nasty some people get (myself included, when provoked), I figured it'd be nice to remember some of the posts that were made before they got deleted by self-righteous hypocrites. It's hard to predict which ones will get the axe, but I can make a guess in some cases. Like the one I made here:


That goes well with your lame-ass "NRK" rule, dipweed.
naruki_oni
2004-10-28 05:43 (link)
You guys make up a rule based on behavior you falsely attribute to me, and it self-righteously ignores the fact that had you idiots not attacked me I would never have posted here in the first place. Way to go!

Self-righteous hypocrites are the worst kind of hypocrites. ;-)


That post is in response to their oh-so-subtle rule "- NRK rule: Do not try to make conflicts worse than they already are. It is not funny." listed on the community's User Info page.

I imagine their reasoning went something like this:
TacoBrain: Naruki is a bastard for pointing out that I'm an idiot so convincingly!
Slammedlander: Yeah, he is! He's a boy! He's obviously male! I'm not obsessed with pointing out what I think Naruki's sex is!
OzanBaka: English hate me. Me hate Naruki. Hate me. Eat kitten.
iptv_stalker: We should delete all her posts responding to our unwarranted attacks!
Dragoonlady: Order! If I delete all the letters in your post except for two esses and an ay and then rearrange them, you said the word "ass", and now I have to moderate you!
Salegamine: Why does he keep attacking my innocent love who only attacked him first?
blab_rattus: We need to name a self-righteously hypocritical rule after Naruki that will be encoded so cleverly that nobody will ever figure out it's named after NaRuKi. I propose "NRK"!

I could be wrong, though. :-)

Date: 2004-10-28 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbyrd2.livejournal.com
"When in doubt, do the right thing."
(Translated from the Ozanish)


I'm not certain which is funnier; your post, or his. :P
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Date: 2004-10-28 06:53 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ajollypyruvate
That's what Kickstart said and Hey, Presto! you're no longer there. Funny ol' world, ain't it?
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I'm not a reject?

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 07:59 am (UTC) - Expand
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Why do YOU matter, dear boy?

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 08:00 am (UTC) - Expand

It never will change.

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 10:18 am (UTC) - Expand
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It doesn't really matter.

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 10:48 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: Give the man a cigar!

From: [identity profile] whiteshadow80.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 02:34 pm (UTC) - Expand

Post Made by Slamlander "Undeleted"

Date: 2004-10-29 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Originally posted here.
My response is here.


Subject: and neither is Naruki.
Message: and he's not on UUF either.

Post Made by Slamlander "Undeleted"

Date: 2004-10-29 11:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Originally posted here.
My response is here.
whiteshadow80's response is here.
Subject: and who the heck are you anyway?
Message: and why do you matter?

There you go with the euphemisms again.

Date: 2004-10-28 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Translating from Slamlandese to English:
"decency" == "lack of character"
"cleaning up after ourselves" == "hiding the embarassing proof of our being hypocritical assholes"
"crap" == "posts that we disagree with because they show how bad we look"
"stables" == "community of rejects"
"crappers" == "the person we keep attacking first and then get surprised by when they fight back instead of licking our boots and asking for forgiveness for not bowing down to our assholishness"

You are one of the most self-deluded hypocrites I've ever met, Slammie. Go ahead, tell us why you got your name again. That story is always so heartwarming.
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And speaking of ancient history

From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 08:30 am (UTC) - Expand

Tigger was banished?

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 08:48 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: Tigger was banished?

From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 08:57 am (UTC) - Expand

Understandable.

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 09:15 am (UTC) - Expand

You suddenly cannot read?

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 08:47 am (UTC) - Expand

I just had to do the literal translation :-)

Date: 2004-10-28 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com
SLAMLANDER:
But then, we have the decency of cleaning up after ourselves.
BTW until recently, I never even noticed the NRK rule, I was going to ask. Thank you for explaining it.

It's so nice when one can sweep the crap out of the stables, along with the crappers.

NARUKI TRANSLATION:
But then, we have the lack of character of hiding the embarassing proof of our being hypocritical assholes.
BTW until recently, I never even noticed the NRK rule, I was going to ask. Thank you for explaining it.

It's so nice when one can sweep the posts that we disagree with because they show how bad we look out of the community of rejects, along with the person we keep attacking first and then get surprised by when they fight back instead of licking our boots and asking for forgiveness for not bowing down to our assholishness.

PAUL:
Go ahead, tell us how you really feel :-)

Post Made by Slamlander "Undeleted"

Date: 2004-10-29 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Originally posted here.
plblark's response is here.
My response is here.
Subject: There's that lovable Naruki style again
Message: Right after you tell us why you are no longer Tigger.

You're probably wrong then

Date: 2004-10-28 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com
I find that I can agree with the spirit of that rule at least. Casting the who started it aspect aside, the concept is this:

This is a place we come to enjoy each other's company. In any conflict, there are ways to calm the storm and ways to incite the mob. Please err on the side of calm discussion and try not to intentionally blow things up.

We won't all agree on everything, and why should we. Even though we don't agree, why should we strive to injure others in this community? There are plenty of other places to vent your spleen, take it there please.

Sadly, your recent post is a further example of what Ozan was trying to get away from. Your post reads like the lashing out of an angry person rather than the amusing wit I usually appreciate from you.

I can understand why you would feel strongly about this issue given your run-ins with a lot of the members here. I can also see where you would feel attacked and targeted. I am sorry that is the case.

I always felt that the majority of your posts to UF were entertaining, but then I realized I was skipping over the ones where you escalated things unnecessarily when a little patience would have smoothed things out. I have friended your journal so I can still enjoy your wit, and regret that this community isn't going to be a good fit for you.

Personal insults aside, can you see the intent of this rule and it's positive implications in a new community?

Side note: I have similar feelings about deleted posts when done by the user who popsted them for CYA purposes. I support moderator deleted posts for the good of the community.

If you weren't a part of that community...

Date: 2004-10-28 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Your post wouldn't look so stupid. It might in fact have merit. Actually, you're probably in the clear because I think you joined after the mess they started.

Anyhoo, your rejects community has made a point of attacking me before I ever knew they existed, but you only berate me because I had the temerity to respond to those attacks.

You are the kind of self-righteous person who takes the side of those you like and then loudly proclaims yourself to be neutral.

If you can't see why naming that rule after me is deliberately meant to be offensive, then you really belong in that community.

I never said the rule was bad.

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 08:43 am (UTC) - Expand

Not all tits are bad :-)

From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 09:20 am (UTC) - Expand

I saw it.

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 09:26 am (UTC) - Expand
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Re: for correctness sake

From: [identity profile] ozanbaba.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-11-03 06:56 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: I never said the rule was bad.

From: [identity profile] ozanbaba.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-11-03 06:55 am (UTC) - Expand

Perhaps, perhaps not.

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-11-03 11:22 am (UTC) - Expand

Re: Perhaps, perhaps not.

From: [identity profile] ozanbaba.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-11-04 07:48 am (UTC) - Expand

Devoted to Slammie

Date: 2004-10-28 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
From here:

A note to Naruki

When you don't have an email address for a LJ user then posting a reply to one of their postings and then deleting it will do the same thing as sending them an email (if they are using email notification).



Hey asshole!
Am I in for another round of bullshit from you this weekend? Please let me know so that I can banish you now and skip the grief.

Unlike some, I've never been a Nuki fan, disillusioned or otherwise. I have always thought that you were a jerk. You spent last week-end proving it to many. Continuing your tirades will only convince the remainder. Again, the fact that you are a jerk comes as no surprise to me.

I'm prefectly willing to leave your snarky ass alone. Now, are you going to continue to cry, kick, and scream or are you finally going to grow up?



Thank you.

PS - Don't expect me to leave this post cluttering up my LJ too long either.


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I just know this will be deleted. ;-)

Answer here because you are too chickenshit to keep the truth around: I haven't pre-emptively "attacked" you yet, liar. I even posted my entry about you after you made half a dozen or more lying posts about me.

So, yeah, stop attacking me and I'll stop replying. That I even have to explain this simple concept to someone of your years and experience. Tsk.

HTH

Re: Devoted to Slammie

Date: 2004-10-28 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com
you need to make explicitly (heh) clear who posted what when you psot things like that. I know I had that issue when trying to CYA incase posts got deleted.
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You say you have it...

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 10:46 am (UTC) - Expand
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I'm not making any claims.

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You amaze yourself?

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 01:08 pm (UTC) - Expand
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For what it's worth

From: [identity profile] tigrismus.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 01:09 pm (UTC) - Expand

You forgot to say SPOILER ALERT!

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 01:21 pm (UTC) - Expand

I also mispelled "probably"

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Post Made by Slamlander "Undeleted"

Date: 2004-10-29 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Originally posted here.
My response is here.
Subject: It was always intended as temporary
Message: and I assume that you are knowingly violating my copyright. Please delete it.

You could be wrong

Date: 2004-10-28 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigrismus.livejournal.com
but you're definitely wicked. I know you're in defense mode, but maybe two posts a day, one unrelated for those of us more interested in your other assets?

Re: I heartily Concur!

From: [identity profile] tigrismus.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 09:30 am (UTC) - Expand

No one croaked that I know of.

From: [identity profile] plblark.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 09:32 am (UTC) - Expand

You're listed there!

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 10:14 am (UTC) - Expand

Silly person

From: [identity profile] tigrismus.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 10:18 am (UTC) - Expand

Ah, right.

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 10:28 am (UTC) - Expand

Crazy

From: [identity profile] tigrismus.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 10:32 am (UTC) - Expand

Maybe...

Date: 2004-10-28 09:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
I'm still getting the feel for this forum.

Oh come on

From: [identity profile] tigrismus.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 09:21 am (UTC) - Expand

I'm coming!

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-28 09:28 am (UTC) - Expand

So I was right about you all a long

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Date: 2004-10-29 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbyrd2.livejournal.com
So, did you make copies and will you post them, as well? Hehehehehe.


No, tell me you saw that coming. I'll be disappointed in you if you didn't.

Post Made by Slamlander "Undeleted"

Date: 2004-10-29 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Originally posted here.
oompalumpa's response is here.
My response is here.


Subject: I know that you like masturbation
Message: but I don't. You know where you got it and so do I. Why would I want to
waste time proving something that we both already know?

Go play by yourself, I'm not interested. I asked you to delete it and the
answer has been given. You stole the material and we both know it. The
author of the material asked you to delete it. You refuse, case closed. I
always knew you were a dishonorable scumbag, you've just proven it.

Re: Post Made by Slamlander "Undeleted"

Date: 2004-10-29 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whiteshadow80.livejournal.com
...This was a lot of extra effort to go to. :-p

Just sayin'.

Yeah, it was.

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-29 06:22 pm (UTC) - Expand

hmmm

Date: 2004-11-04 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozanbaba.livejournal.com
Naruki: Everything sucks. you, too and thata person from this page sucks, too.

i could be wrong, too

Re: Have you ever been right?

From: [identity profile] ozanbaba.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-11-05 04:16 am (UTC) - Expand

I didn't say "right insane".

From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-11-05 08:13 am (UTC) - Expand
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