More pissing on the cornflakes of Creationist Fuckwads

[naruki_oni]

Please do get your Evolution Warning Stickers in case you, too, should be attacked by a secular science teacher working for Satan.

WARNING: Creationist Fuckwads are heavily encouraged to follow that link and choke to death.

UPDATE: Someone showed me these links to Bible Warning Stickers. They're cute.

Comments

And how would they do that?!

[saminz.livejournal.com]

By letting their god appear during the super bowl and declare everything his creation??! And somehow explain the stunt with this Big Bang and all?

He he he.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

I didn't say it was possible.

But I was referring specifically to all the self-contradictory crap in the Bible, as well as the stuff that just doesn't make sense.

What is wrong with lions that they should be altered once they go to Heaven? Didn't He make them exactly as they should have been made? Have lions somehow sinned?

Never mind :-)

[saminz.livejournal.com]

I am absolutely not in need of further convincing. Might even found the swiss chapter of your fun-sounding little group there, had I any hope that it would change anything. I "spread the gospel" wherever I go, that must be enough, hehehe.

Be sure to coordinate with HFWD.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Though obviously both groups cannot be victorious, there is a common cause. ;-)

Re: And how would they do that?!

[krikkert.livejournal.com]

Heh. People *would* start looking for the wires and lamps, wouldn't they?

I figure if God existed and He wanted us to believe that...

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

He'd just wiggle his nose or something and we all would.

Since He doesn't do that, then He doesn't seem to care if we believe or not. And the lack of internal consistency of the stories in the Bible shows that He didn't write it.

That leaves me free to treat it merely as a history written by a primitive people and co-opted later by a slightly more advanced, but still superstitious, people for political reasons.

Whether He really exists or not is immaterial - He hasn't given conclusive proof.

Re: I figure if God existed and He wanted us to believe that...

[krikkert.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to argue that point, because I think you're mostly right.

No need to be that nice, here.

[saminz.livejournal.com]

That god had written the bible was not the issue, I guess. It was certainly written for political reasons, and by not so primitive schemers... Machiavelli ring a bell ;-)? (Not the person, the mind-frame!)

I don't think that was Machiavelli's job.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Quasimodo comes to mind.

*snigger*

[saminz.livejournal.com]

Get bent, or something :-)?! Still too nice, I say.

What can I say?

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

I'm a nice misanthrope.

So you certainly are :-)

[saminz.livejournal.com]

If you are one at all. This highspeed-flatrate thingy will be the death of me, if.... Off I go. You have a good day and whatever makes you happy!
{Naruki}