Slammie Poo really loves me!

[naruki_oni]

Apparently the arrogant worm wants me to go to hell, as he said here and here. He he he.

The funny part is how this social imbecile keeps pissing and moaning that I always attack him without provocation. (For reference, this is the same asshole I defended when his stupid comments were - IMO - misinterpreted by the mods and would have gotten him kicked over at UF.)

It's proof that God doesn't exist, anyway. Or that if He did, He'd be long dead by now. Being the Creator of something that unbearably stupid and not smiting it would kill any Being. ;-)

Inevitably, the chickenshit will delete his posts, so I'll mention now that in the first one I was in Circle IIX (Immersed in Excrement) along with Militant Vegans, but the second post saw me get a promotion to Circle IX (Frozen in Ice) along with Objectivists, Religious Right, and Tax Reformers.

Objectivists? That is the most evil thing he can think of (besides me, of course)? Oh my fucking god, that's so pathetic. I see he at least placed himself in the first circle on each try.

Oh, what the hell. Let's see everything he said just for posterity's sake:

First Try Second Try General asshats Circle I Limbo Democrats Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Republicans Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Bill Clinton Circle IV Rolling Weights Rednecks Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Gray Davis Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas PETA Members Circle VII Burning Sands Naruki, Militant Vegans Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Osama bin Laden Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell General asshats, Anarchists, Libertarians Circle I Limbo Militant Vegans, Scientologists Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind FemiNazis, Eco-Nazis Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Republicans, Oligarchists Circle IV Rolling Weights Greens Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Communists, Democrats Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas Geeks, Creationists, Rednecks Circle VII Burning Sands Socialists, PETA Members, Social Democrats Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Objectivists, Religious Right, Naruki, Tax Reformers Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell

With any luck, he'll try to claim "intellectual property" theft again. That'd just make it too funny.

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Maybe I should work for the Psychic Hotline!

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

General Asshat did exactly as I predicted and screened or deleted his two attack posts. Ah, being right is so much better than being Right.

I also asked him point blank if he tells SG about the way he keeps provoking me. The reason is that, on the whole, SG is a nice person, but she keeps whining about me attacking him "without provocation".

I told him I figured he was either lying to her or she was just pretending that he was innocent. The difference, of course, is quite important. It means that I should continue to ignore her complaints and treat her politely, or I should start responding to her in the manner that a vicious backbiting troublemaker deserves.

I really think she's just being lied to, though. I hope so.