Slammie Poo really loves me!

[naruki_oni]

Apparently the arrogant worm wants me to go to hell, as he said here and here. He he he.

The funny part is how this social imbecile keeps pissing and moaning that I always attack him without provocation. (For reference, this is the same asshole I defended when his stupid comments were - IMO - misinterpreted by the mods and would have gotten him kicked over at UF.)

It's proof that God doesn't exist, anyway. Or that if He did, He'd be long dead by now. Being the Creator of something that unbearably stupid and not smiting it would kill any Being. ;-)

Inevitably, the chickenshit will delete his posts, so I'll mention now that in the first one I was in Circle IIX (Immersed in Excrement) along with Militant Vegans, but the second post saw me get a promotion to Circle IX (Frozen in Ice) along with Objectivists, Religious Right, and Tax Reformers.

Objectivists? That is the most evil thing he can think of (besides me, of course)? Oh my fucking god, that's so pathetic. I see he at least placed himself in the first circle on each try.

Oh, what the hell. Let's see everything he said just for posterity's sake:

First Try Second Try General asshats Circle I Limbo Democrats Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Republicans Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Bill Clinton Circle IV Rolling Weights Rednecks Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Gray Davis Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas PETA Members Circle VII Burning Sands Naruki, Militant Vegans Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Osama bin Laden Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell General asshats, Anarchists, Libertarians Circle I Limbo Militant Vegans, Scientologists Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind FemiNazis, Eco-Nazis Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Republicans, Oligarchists Circle IV Rolling Weights Greens Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Communists, Democrats Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas Geeks, Creationists, Rednecks Circle VII Burning Sands Socialists, PETA Members, Social Democrats Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Objectivists, Religious Right, Naruki, Tax Reformers Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell

With any luck, he'll try to claim "intellectual property" theft again. That'd just make it too funny.

Comments

There's no evidence there, only your stupid accusations.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Do you, perhaps, have no clue what "bully" means? Oh, wait, you having no clue about something that you speak of with absolute certainty? That was a dumb question. My bad.

Being lazy, I decided to use your link to find the example I already pointed out to you: click.

That's you being a bully. Now, since I've linked to an example that you cannot delete like the craven coward you are, you can do likewise.

Well, if you actually knew where to find proof, that is. Proving things has never been your strong suit. Making slanderous accusations and running away is more your style.

For posterity's sake, Slamlander blurted:

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

That's rather well documented
,a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/slamlander/11742.html#cutid1">here and it's public. logout and go read it.

Now, who was I supposed to have bullied and how?

Honestly, I thought his HTML skills were supposed to be better than that. ;-)

First of all, what dung pile did you climb out of?

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

I don't recognize your name, so if you are known to me by some other name, please do tell.

Second, I of course would not "reciprocate" with that dungbeetle, as his link didn't prove anything other than the fact that he slanders me a lot. When he was supposed to be proving that I've been a bully, he instead linked to his own post, dumbass.

I, on the other hand, actually linked to proof of my assertion.

What the fuck have you been smoking?

Re: First of all, what dung pile did you climb out of?

[ajollypyruvate]

He's from Fist-Fuck Town, which is all you really need to know.

So it really was a dung pile.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Eww.

I just wanted to know if he has been abused by the truth before (meaning, he has a grudge against me), and if so what.

But thanks for making me lose the desire for lunch. I need to shed a few pounds...

I always use my powers for evil.

[ajollypyruvate]

I'm planning to make millions off this new Miracle Diet Plan.

And there is where we differ.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

I always use evil for my powers. Er, wait, that's not quite right. I use evil to achieve good. Or something like that.

I don't get my jollies from it. I prefer to get those from erotica. ;-)

"Evil always wins because Good is stupid."

[ajollypyruvate]

I tried that but I'm just too darn lazy to make a concerted effort.

I have no idea what you're talking about. :P

For posterity's sake, Slamlander blurted:

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Typical Naruki bullshit
I should have expected that.
You never reciprocate link for link.

Gotcha. ;-)