Slammie Poo really loves me!

[naruki_oni]

Apparently the arrogant worm wants me to go to hell, as he said here and here. He he he.

The funny part is how this social imbecile keeps pissing and moaning that I always attack him without provocation. (For reference, this is the same asshole I defended when his stupid comments were - IMO - misinterpreted by the mods and would have gotten him kicked over at UF.)

It's proof that God doesn't exist, anyway. Or that if He did, He'd be long dead by now. Being the Creator of something that unbearably stupid and not smiting it would kill any Being. ;-)

Inevitably, the chickenshit will delete his posts, so I'll mention now that in the first one I was in Circle IIX (Immersed in Excrement) along with Militant Vegans, but the second post saw me get a promotion to Circle IX (Frozen in Ice) along with Objectivists, Religious Right, and Tax Reformers.

Objectivists? That is the most evil thing he can think of (besides me, of course)? Oh my fucking god, that's so pathetic. I see he at least placed himself in the first circle on each try.

Oh, what the hell. Let's see everything he said just for posterity's sake:

First Try Second Try General asshats Circle I Limbo Democrats Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind Republicans Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Bill Clinton Circle IV Rolling Weights Rednecks Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Gray Davis Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas PETA Members Circle VII Burning Sands Naruki, Militant Vegans Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Osama bin Laden Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell General asshats, Anarchists, Libertarians Circle I Limbo Militant Vegans, Scientologists Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind FemiNazis, Eco-Nazis Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow Republicans, Oligarchists Circle IV Rolling Weights Greens Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled River Styx Communists, Democrats Circle VI Buried for Eternity River Phlegyas Geeks, Creationists, Rednecks Circle VII Burning Sands Socialists, PETA Members, Social Democrats Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement Objectivists, Religious Right, Naruki, Tax Reformers Circle IX Frozen in Ice Design your own hell

With any luck, he'll try to claim "intellectual property" theft again. That'd just make it too funny.

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And for posterity's sake, Slamlander blurted:

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Good morning to you too.

Even your perverted logic must admit that the company I placed you in would be hell, even for you. Hell isn't supposed to be a ice place, non? I was also not lying, it is exactly the sort of place I think that you should be relegated to. Show me the logic where I'm supposed to like you.

As far as "starting shit" is concerned, you did that when you re-posted my messages and refused to delete them. This is just a continuation. Delete those messages and I'll continue to ignore you. ... what? you have the double-standard where you can slam me in your LJ and I can't slam you back? Show me where that makes sense! Give me an argument where I have to agree to that (or where I have ever agreed to that).

Now, as for the last fiasco (where you go out of your way to prove that you are an ass), the neither SG or I were even aware of the NRK rule until you brought it up. That you brought it up in an irrational, uncivil, and boorish manner is only typical Naruki asshat behavior. Simply letting us know would have gotten it changed with nowhere near the agro. My subsequent posts were purely caused by anger, which is why I later deleted them, as inappropriate.

Delete those posts that purport to be made by me and this ends now, I promise. Of course, I don't expect you to do that. You have no other source of the regular agro that you obviously thrive on and need.

Personally, I don't care too much (some or I wouldn't have created those special hells for you, eh?).

As for what posts I have in my LJ, they are mine. You will note very few refer to you (3 or 4, I think). The ones I do make, you shouldn't be able to see unless I screw up the posting, which I did (I do apologise for that, BTW and FWIW, I thought it was finny). However, I refuse to let you censor my LJ activity.

Now, as far as SG is concerned, one of the reasons that I was so angry last time was that you slandered her over the NRK rule. I think that even you must understand how I didn't like that. Should I start attacking your SO? Should I even threaten to? To give you some basic schooling in civil behavior, the answer is "No". The fact that you continue to attack her only proves to the world the sort of boer that you are.