Oh, those whacky Japanese.

[naruki_oni]

Here's a link to some Japanese guy's site. He's obviously good enough at English to communicate clearly, but clearly not good enough to understand tact.

Be sure there is nothing in your mouth before following that link. You have been warned.

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It's a valid alternative!

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Besides, it gives more of a sense of being physically smacked in the face by something. Something like, say, a big hairy Japanese ass, for example.

Use the saurus, Ruke! Find something for "reasonable", then something for "construction". Don't treat them as a phrase, or you'll never get it.

Re: It's a valid alternative!

[blackbyrd2.livejournal.com]

Hmm, lots of possibilities for both.

I could go through each combination, but I have to keep reminding myself, the end result is more pictures of hairy asses. Is this really something I want to see?

I think not. :P

That's a sensible concern, I suppose.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I can help you erect some barriers to the fear of such an eventuality by the application of a basic psychological therapy as evidenced in these search results from Google?*

Now that should allay your concerns and allow you to concentrate on the fact that I've just given you the words you need to find the source site.

Which further leads me to realize that I'm actually doing this because I like fun little puzzles and hate for people to go away without having solved them.

_{* It's called exposure therapy, but hopefully you won't have read this bit until after you clicked the link.}

Oh, jesus christ

[the-real-egaeus.livejournal.com]

Why, oh why did I click on that link? That was quite disgusting. Next time someone complains about my hairy ass, I know right where to send them.... :)

He he he.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Can't say I didn't warn you... ;-P

I figured it out... *shudder*

[routermg.livejournal.com]

The synonym for "construction" is the same as a word which I went through and replaced for "election" in Bush's first post-election news conference. (I thought the results were funny.)

My SO is Japanese...

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

She called me the other day to report that she'd just heard on the radio how some other Japanese person called in and kept making that same transposition, but from linquistic inability rather than deliberate snarkiness.

She was so happy that she could make fun of someone else about that for a change. I'm rubbing off on her. Not that you need to know that, I suppose. Sort of personal, actually. Don't look, you perv!