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Here's a link to some Japanese guy's site. He's obviously good enough at English to communicate clearly, but clearly not good enough to understand tact.

Be sure there is nothing in your mouth before following that link. You have been warned.
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I'd happily tell you...

Date: 2004-11-08 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
But I'd have to know that ninwife wasn't reading it first. You'd definitely need to preview it before exposing her. ;-)
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Yeah, NOW, but how about now?

Date: 2004-11-08 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
There's no telling when she might come back. Do you really want her to catch you looking at something that _might_ be terribly awful?

With this site, you can never tell what you're going to get, save that it's (thankfully) almost never stuff that would appear on rotten dot com.

It's sort of like a slash dot for odd stuff and pr0n, plus they have a real hate-on for reposts (one reason I never post a new item there). The name is reminiscent of reasonable construction. Considering I almost got disabled because I accidentally posted a link to it at UF one time (maybe two), and that's all the clues I'll give for now. :-)

O.O

Date: 2004-11-08 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thewrongcrowd.livejournal.com
You aren't f00m@nB@r?! Whoa....

heh

No...

Date: 2004-11-09 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
And I just now saw that person's name. Heh. He didn't like the post about Asscroft resigning - no way in heck am I that person.

Re: Yeah, NOW, but how about now?

Date: 2004-11-10 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dire-lobo.livejournal.com
More clues? Please?
I'm not as smart as the rest of you... but just as curious (if not more)

Nevermind - got it.

Date: 2004-11-10 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dire-lobo.livejournal.com
that is all.

Date: 2004-11-08 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krikkert.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm glad I swallowed my yoghurt before reading that!
This is one post going into my Memories.

The picture alone was worth a thousand words.

Date: 2004-11-08 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
And the thousand words that accompanied it drew a really funny picture.

OK.

Date: 2004-11-08 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spud31.livejournal.com
That was hilarious.

Thanks for the warning . . .

Date: 2004-11-08 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ayslinn.livejournal.com
I managed to not spew my water on the monitor.

But I'm still cringing at the thought of him waxing his ass -- that's gotta hurt!

Date: 2004-11-08 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-theginge.livejournal.com
I was amused by the title in the header before the page even loaded.

Ya Know...

Date: 2004-11-08 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ms-issicran.livejournal.com
I read the posts at the link before I read your posts here. My laughing brought BB2 in who also had a good chuckle. Then I had to ask aloud why is it you're so careful of offending Nin_wife but the rest of us unsuspecting women are on our own? Pff (one would also have to ask what exactly was that phrase you Googled to reach that site...hmmmm?)

I had to think about that...

Date: 2004-11-09 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
It wasn't that I was afraid of offending her, it's that I was trying to avoid creating internal strife between them (even though I don't really see that as a more than 5% possibility).

And it wasn't just them. I haven't given the actual source out to anyone, though a few who know the place probably either saw it already or could guess from my clues.

I suppose I shouldn't be so protective of it, but maybe I just haven't gotten out of the UF mindset yet. We'll see.

Re: I had to think about that...

Date: 2004-11-11 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nin-wife.livejournal.com
Hey, I'm not a Fourteen Year Old Sister!

After all, I see hairy nin_man ass every morning :P

Wouldn't it be funny...

Date: 2004-11-11 12:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
If you put wax on it while he was sleeping? He he he.

Date: 2004-11-09 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbyrd2.livejournal.com
Whacky, as opposed to wacky. Ar ar ar.

You know, being as this IS LJ, and NOT UF, I'm pretty damnned sure the FYOSR no longer applies. :)

Reasonable construction?
Cheap Building?
Poor Shack?
Who knows..sheesh...

and yes, funny as hell. :D

It's a valid alternative!

Date: 2004-11-09 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Besides, it gives more of a sense of being physically smacked in the face by something. Something like, say, a big hairy Japanese ass, for example.

Use the saurus, Ruke! Find something for "reasonable", then something for "construction". Don't treat them as a phrase, or you'll never get it.

Re: It's a valid alternative!

Date: 2004-11-09 11:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackbyrd2.livejournal.com
Hmm, lots of possibilities for both.

I could go through each combination, but I have to keep reminding myself, the end result is more pictures of hairy asses. Is this really something I want to see?

I think not. :P

That's a sensible concern, I suppose.

Date: 2004-11-09 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Perhaps I can help you erect some barriers to the fear of such an eventuality by the application of a basic psychological therapy as evidenced in these search results from Google?*

Now that should allay your concerns and allow you to concentrate on the fact that I've just given you the words you need to find the source site.

Which further leads me to realize that I'm actually doing this because I like fun little puzzles and hate for people to go away without having solved them.

* It's called exposure therapy, but hopefully you won't have read this bit until after you clicked the link.

Oh, jesus christ

Date: 2004-11-09 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-real-egaeus.livejournal.com
Why, oh why did I click on that link? That was quite disgusting. Next time someone complains about my hairy ass, I know right where to send them.... :)

He he he.

Date: 2004-11-10 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
Can't say I didn't warn you... ;-P

I figured it out... *shudder*

Date: 2004-11-09 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] routermg.livejournal.com
The synonym for "construction" is the same as a word which I went through and replaced for "election" in Bush's first post-election news conference. (I thought the results were funny.)

My SO is Japanese...

Date: 2004-11-09 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naruki-oni.livejournal.com
She called me the other day to report that she'd just heard on the radio how some other Japanese person called in and kept making that same transposition, but from linquistic inability rather than deliberate snarkiness.

She was so happy that she could make fun of someone else about that for a change. I'm rubbing off on her. Not that you need to know that, I suppose. Sort of personal, actually. Don't look, you perv!

Date: 2004-11-12 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticess.livejournal.com
Hahaha... My ex husband looked like he was wearing hair nylons. Other than that and the bits he was pretty hairless rest of his body except his head. So not all asians are that hairy.

I wonder if that dude has tried the hair removal pads. He must get one hell of a rash shaving or itchy butt... I know I do when I shave my bikini line.
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