Mappy Chrismukkah!

[naruki_oni]

I hope everyone is doing well, except for the asshats. I hope you get coal. ;-)

I'm off to get snockered, so pretend I wasn't here.

Comments

[saminz.livejournal.com]

Happy snockers to you, then ;-)

*pretends*

Pretending is supposed to be done in the mind!

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

This is the Internet! And this is an exclamatory sentence! Once I use one exclamation point, I can't seem to stop! They're like Pringles!

[blackbyrd2.livejournal.com]

Then just pretend I didn't say Howdy. :)

You people really suck at pretending.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

You didn't even dress up as a doctor!

What's the word for "not a stranger"?

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

And how to make it rhyme with danger? Cause that's what your wife should say to you. Oh, burn!</nerd_punch>

[nolawitch.livejournal.com]

*ignores the drunk gaijin slurring his Japanese*

You really need to update more often. (She said without a bit of irony at her own sporadic update schedule.)

I do!

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Just not when I'm in front of a computer. I'm always thinking, "Ooh, that should go in the blog."

[ms-issicran.livejournal.com]

Not bloody likely you big turd. You've been gone for 100 generations of the common housefly! What's up with that? If it weren't Christmas I'd kick your tricycle right off the sidewalk, break your glasses and dent your helmut!

So Merry Christmas then!

Shows what you know.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

My helmet's undentable. It's cracked, but can't hold a dent.

And Wiki says flies take at least 7 days to complete their lifecycle, so that'd be almost 2 years. Unless lifecycle and generation are defined differently than I expect. Bugger ambiguious language.

HA! Made you look!

[ms-issicran.livejournal.com]

You had enough brain cells intact to look it up after that celebration? Hmmm...Celebrating New Year's? That should about do it.

[lionsphil.livejournal.com]

*hic* Sherry *hoc* Hissmass! *THUD*

Right, then.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Nuff said.

[real-skeptic.livejournal.com]

Look who crawled up from the other side of the continent!

メリクリ, dear sir.

By the way, I think it pays to be an asshat these days. Coal is a valuable commodity. If president Bush gets a lump of coal for every bad thing he did, he can set up his own power plant back in Texas.

Negotiations stalled.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Santa couldn't find a transport company willing to volunteer that many cargo transports, mainly because they were afraid of the ecological impact of completely covering the entire state in coal.

[pecosdave.livejournal.com]

This asshats not doing to bad, so neener!

What aren't you doing to bad?

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Did bad do nothing to you, so you are returning the favor?

Oh, crap, another lump of coal just appeared in my stocking. Fudge! Why does that keep happening?

[voxwoman.livejournal.com]

*Too busy quilting and knitting to notice*

A life? Away from the Internets?? moi?

No fair!

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

You're not supposed to flaunt having a life in front of us. That's like waving a bunch of bananas at the monkey cage when it one hour past feeding time and nobody has come yet.

Thanks!

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

And may the next four years bring nothing like Chimpmas. ;-)

[krikkert.livejournal.com]

Same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?

Ha!

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Last year I waited till this year. This year I jumped the gun. So there.

[thenea.livejournal.com]

Happy Chipmunks to you, too!

Oh, sure.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Happy now, but after the next mood swing, watch out for a turd in the coffee. Dang manic depressive chipmunks.

Merry Chrossmess to you, too

[framstag.livejournal.com]

I got no coal. Mebbe because me no asshat.

Re: Merry Chrossmess to you, too

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Well, that's one opinion. Personally, I think it's because Santa ran out by the time he got to the Fs.

Mappy Chrismukkah yourself.

[bloodyviking.livejournal.com]

I'll pretend yoiu weren't here, if you'll pretend that this post isn't five days late. Deal?

Re: Mappy Chrismukkah yourself.

[naruki-oni.livejournal.com]

Well if I wasn't here, then you couldn't have posted late, now, could you? Logic makes perfect sense once you bend it over and make it squeal like a pig.

[thewrongcrowd.livejournal.com]

What the hell? You show up when I'm taking a break from obsessively living on the internet? Well eff you too! :P _{Hope you had a good one and have a good one.}