Just to tick off everyone who wants to know more about me...

[naruki_oni]

First Off
What is your name? Naruki. AKA Naruki_oni and Naruki Bigglesworth.
Are you named after anyone? A type of person, I believe.
What's your screename? Er, I just said.
Would you name a child of yours after you? Not a chance in hell.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be? Good question. Beats me.
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be? It's hopeless, it's all hopeless! Such a thing is impossible!
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/your name constantly? Yeah. It's "na-ru-ki", with a d-ish r sound. But some people say "na-roo-ki" or even "nuh-roo-ki".
Would you drop your last name if you became famous? Nope.

Basics
Your gender: Shouldn't that be in the form of a question?
Straight/Gay/Bi: Er, I guess you're just going to imply questions, then.
Single? Or not. Make up your mind!
If not, do you want to be? Hey, everyone thinks the grass is greener on the other side, but it's still just grass. And I don't smoke.
Birthdate: You were doing so well with the questions, too.
Your age: I hate extra redundancy. You just asked for the date!
Age you act: Who can say? It varies.
Age you wish you were: I guess 25 would be nice again. No, wait, make that 21.
Your height: What system of measurement?
Eye color: Green. Or blue. Depends.
Happy with it? I've made my peace.
Hair color: Brown. Ish.
Happy with it? Peace, dude, remember?
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: I am not bar sinister.
Your living arrangement: Apartment, for now.
Your family: What about them?
Have any pets? I count them as family.
Whats your job? Unemployed at present.
Piercings? Ouch.
Tattoos? Ick.
Obsessions? Sex. Humor. But not funny sex. Ah, hell, that'll work, too.
Addictions? Fairness.
Do you speak another language? A bit.
Have a favorite quote? I hate picking favorites.
Do you have a webpage? Not really.
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it? BTDTGTT.
Do you live in the moment? Too much.
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Depends on the criteria.
Do you have any secrets? Wouldn't you like to know.
Do you hate yourself? Not anymore.
Do you like your handwriting? I only print now. No cursive.
Do you have any bad habits? Laziness.
What is the compliment you get from most people? The incorrect assessment that I'm very smart.
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? 2 Hours of Your Life That You Will Never Get Back (edited for lack of content)
What's your biggest fear? Pain.
Can you sing? Not a lick, according to my SO.
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Pretend? No. I become them.
Are you a loner? Not in the cool sense.
What are your #1 priorities in life? Existing happily.
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? What kind of dumb-ass question is that?
Are you a daredevil? Remember that pain is my biggest fear? What do you think?
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? My skin condition.
Are you passive or agressive? Generally passive, sometimes passive-aggressive, rarely aggressive.
Do you have a journal? You're soaking in it!
What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength: pursuit of fairness through logic. Weakness: laziness.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? That's harsh. I'd flip a coin between laziness or my health.
Do you think you are emotionally strong? Yes.
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? Soitanly.
Do you think life has been good so far? Life just is.
What do you like the most about your body? That it mostly still works.
And least? Skin condition.
Do you think you are good looking? Beauty is only skin deep, and have I mentioned the condition?
Are you confident? About very little.
What is the fictional character you are most like? There is none that personifies me.
Are you perceived wrongly? With amazing regularity.

Do You...
Smoke? No.
Do drugs? No.
Read the newspaper? Only the comics.
Pray? LOL.
Go to church? Not any more.
Talk to strangers who IM you? I don't IM.
Sleep with stuffed animals? That's disgusting! Oh, you meant...
Take walks in the rain? No.
Talk to people even though you hate them? Yes.
Drive? Yes.
Like to drive fast? Sometimes.

Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice? Yes
Hurt yourself? No.
Been out of the country? Yes.
Eaten something that made other people sick? Yes.
Been in love? Yes.
Done drugs? Not really.
Gone skinny dipping? No, dammit.
Had a medical emergency? Yes.
Had surgery? Yes.
Ran away from home? Overnight.
Played strip poker? I wish.
Gotten beaten up? No.
Beaten someone up? I slapped a punk once, but hardly beat him up.
Been picked on? Sure.
Been on stage? Yes.
Slept outdoors? Yes.
Thought about suicide? Not in decades.
Pulled an all nighter? Yes.
If yes, what is your record? Beats me.
Gone one day without food? Yes.
Talked on the phone all night? No.
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex? Yes.
Slept all day? Almost.
Killed someone? Not yet, but there's hope.
Made out with a stranger? No.
Had sex with a stranger? You coming on to me?
Thought you're going crazy? Never.
Kissed the same sex? Don't you mean same gender?
Done anything sexual with the same sex? Doesn't everyone?
Been betrayed? Yes.
Had a dream that came true? Yes.
Broken the law? Not speeding is a law, right?
Met a famous person? Yes.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident? Yes.
On purpose? Yes.
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? I try not to swear.
Stolen anything? Yes.
Been on radio/tv? Yes.
Been in a mosh-pit? No.
Had a nervous breakdown? No.
Bungee jumped? No.
Had a dream that kept coming back? Yes.

Beliefs
Believe in life on other planets? Sure, why not?
Miracles? Nope.
Astrology? No.
Magic? No.
God? No.
Satan? No.
Santa? No.
Ghosts? No.
Luck? No.
Love at first sight? No.
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)? No.
Witches? Yes (at least, Wiccans).
Easter bunny? No.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? Yes.
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? No.
Do you wish on stars? No.

Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? No.
Do you think God has a gender? No.
Do you believe in organized religion? It exists, duh.
Where do you think we go when we die? "go" is a faulty assumption.

Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Yes.
Who is your best friend? Ronald.
Who's the one person that knows most about you? Me.
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? I hate picking favorites.
Your favourite inside joke? See previous answer.
Thing you're picked on most about? Pointing out mistakes that make the other person face reality.
Who's your longest known friend? My brother.
Newest? Subha.
Shyest? Beats me.
Funniest? George Lane.
Sweetest? My step-mom.
Closest? My SO.
Weirdest? N/A.
Smartest? George Larry.
Ditziest? I don't stay friends with such people for long.
Friends you miss being close to the most? All of them.
Last person you talked to online? Someone from W:ET.
Who do you talk to most online? Someone from W:ET.
Who are you on the phone with most? N/A.
Who do you trust most? My SO.
Who listens to your problems? Nobody.
Who do you fight most with? Stupid people. ;-)
Who's the nicest? We still talking friends here?
Who's the most outgoing? Fiona.
Who's the best singer? My SO.
Who's on your hit-list? Stupid people. ;-)
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? That's pretty much the only people I've had sex with.
Who's your second family? I actually have a second family, and a third.
Do you always feel understood? Almost never.
Who's the loudest friend? This guy.
Do you trust others easily? Yes, but not deeply.
Whose house were you last at? Step-sister's.
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: Whoever wants to hold me. ;-)
Do your friends know you? As well as anyone can.
Friend that lives farthest away: That will change soon.

Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake? No.
What do you find romantic? Lots of things.
Turn-on? Sexiness.
Turn-off? Stupidity.
First kiss? Missy, I think. Though it might have been Timmy.
If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered?
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going out? No preference.
Have you ever wished it was more socially acceptable for a girl to ask a guy out? It isn't?
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yes.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? No.
What is best about the opposite sex? Definitely the uvula.
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? The coccyx.
What's the last present someone gave you? An LJ account. ;-)
Are you in love? Yes.
Do you consider your significant other hot? Yes.

Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you? N/A
You wanted to kill? Stupid people.
That you laughed at? Funny people.
That laughed at you? Can't recall.
That turned you on? Sexy people.
You went shopping with? I'm broke.
That broke your heart? N/A, I think.
To disappoint you? Hmm...
To ask you out? My SO.
To make you cry? Probably my SO.
To brighten up your day? krikkert!
That you thought about? Well, since I'm answering these in order, krikkert. Duh.
You saw a movie with? My SO.
You talked to on the phone? My SO.
You talked to through IM/ICQ? I don't do that.
You saw? My SO.
You lost? My previous SO?

Right This Moment...
Are you going out? No.
Will it be with your significant other? N/A
Or some random person? N/A
What are you wearing right now? Jogging pants.
Body part you're touching right now: The keyboard is not a body part.
What are you worried about right now? Getting a job.
What book are you reading? Tarzan on PDA, America (The Book) on paper.
What's on your mousepad? A mouse. Duh.
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: Calm, contemplative, hungry, horny, sleepy.
Are you bored? A little.
Are you tired? Yes.
Are you talking to anyone online? No.
Are you talking to anyone on the phone? No.
Are you lonely or content? Content.
Are you listening to music? No.